Just received some funnies.......

[Mad Hatter]

Subject: TICKETS
GOOD:
Bayonne, NJ police had a perfect
spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many.
They discovered the
problem?" a 12-year-old boy
was standing up the road with a
hand painted sign, which
read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." They
then found a young
accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS"
and a bucket full of money.
And we used to just sell lemonade!

BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of
his car speeding
through an automated radar post in
Staten Island. A $40
speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police
department a picture of
$40. The police responded with a
photo of handcuffs. He sent in a check.

BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for
speeding. As the
Florida State Trooper walked to
her car window, flipping
open his citation book, she said,
"I bet you are going to sell me a
ticket to the Florida State Troopers Ball."
He replied, "Florida State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she
smiled, and he realized what
he'd just said. He then closed his
book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.

[yamaweezle]

LOL, I love the second one...