EXUP Worldwide

You are on a flight and the person next to you is annoying and irritating.
Here is a quick way to stop this.
1. Get the bag with your laptop from the overhead compartment.
2. Place it on the fold down tray in front of you.
3. Start the computer.
4. Make sure the irritating person next to you is seeing the screen.
5. Open your email.
6. Close your eyes and take several very deep breaths.
7. Open this link. http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

Dude,

That's just bad man!!!

Call me crazy, but I'm guessing Homeland Security may want to have some words with you after you landed, Don.

:laughing BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! :laughing

Best way to quiet the passengers in the upper deck 1st class cabin on a 747....


Pilot comes out of the cockpit carrying an airplanbe control wheel and says he broke the plane. It got VERY QUIET for 30 seconds before someone recognized that it was a small engine airplanes wheel and not a 747's. Lets just say myself and about 15 other passengers up there about wet ourselves.

The most fun I had with a passenger was when I noticed he was very nervous and sweating badly. I could tell he was afraid of flying. Right before we took off I leaned over to him and said "Did you know these planes are built by the lowest bidder?". He immediatly grabbed the air sickness bag and puked. Poor guy spent most of the flight in the restroom after that. I had the seats all to myself then. Slept like a baby.

RUFtech wrote:The most fun I had with a passenger was when I noticed he was very nervous and sweating badly. I could tell he was afraid of flying. Right before we took off I leaned over to him and said "Did you know these planes are built by the lowest bidder?". He immediatly grabbed the air sickness bag and puked. Poor guy spent most of the flight in the restroom after that. I had the seats all to myself then. Slept like a baby.

Glad I'm not the only one who messed with nervous passengers. Had one guy in a near panic attack after they started the inboard engine and it made a small thump when it fired (normal). I told him the last time I heard an engine make that sound the whole motor fell off. I just cant control myself when dealing with new flyers.

Hell on one flight back to Aus we started getting slight turbulance, I automatically got the seatbelt on. Then we got an airpocket and the plane "fell" about 1500-2000ft. I put my arms up like we were on a rollercoaster and shouted "Do it again".

One reason I sit in the upper deck of a 747 going to Aus. Less passengers to terrify during the 20+ hr flight.

I wanna fly with you guys!!!

I was on a flight once and there was this obnoxious drunk guy and near the end of the flight he got so bad they had to tackle him in the isle. lol
It was great.